Thursday, May 8, 2008

An Egg Story

The boy was no more than seven or eight the day the man got into a tussle over a dozen broken eggs.
     The chickens having been exceptionally productive layers that month, the man had decided to make the most of it by selling what they couldn’t use. “We can’t very well eat them for every meal,” he declared, hammering together the little wooden stand, behind which he and the boy were to sit and sell the extras eggs to all passersby. “Just you imagine the size of the plateful you’d have to tuck into your belly if we did!”
     Straddling an overturned peach crate, as if it were a tiny horse, the boy closed his eyes, imagining a whole mountain of creamy, fluffy eggs, taller than a house, taller than any tree, as tall as the sky even. He could imagine two dollops of butter at the very top, a peak so high that every passing cloud ended up with a buttery bottom. “I don’t think mom would appreciate the leftovers,” he grinned, thinking of the lady, struggling to the trash can, pushing a wheelbarrow of uneaten scrambled eggs.
     “Nope. I don’t suppose she would at that,” the man chuckled.

By late morning, there sat a fine-looking little egg stand, along side the dirt road that connected the farm to the main motorway.
     The man rested on a stool, behind a waist-high display of bright white eggs, all neatly grouped in dozens inside paper bags, which his wife had carefully rolled open so customers could inspect them.
     The boy was perched on his horse, a length of straw between his teeth, still thinking of his eggy mountain and its buttery clouds.
     Over their heads, shielding the eggs from the midday sun, was an old pillowcase, attached to four poles. Each time the wind passed by, the makeshift awning shifted, left and then right, filling with the breeze, making a soft, pleasant, snapping sound. Things were going quite well. They’d sold eight of fourteen dozen. The man was pleased. “We’ve already earned enough to get your mother that apron she’s been eyeing – if we sell these last six dozen I think we might even be able to get that little spaceship with the blinking lights and turning wheels,” he exclaimed, smiling broadly, reaching over to ruffle the top of the boy’s thick mop of hair. “What do you think about
them eggs, eh?”
     “Oh, boy! Do you really think so –
really?” the boy gasped, his thoughts instantly tumbling from the egg mountain. He was now behind the controls of Space Pal 200, the brilliant wind-up toy spaceship that they’d both admired just the week before at the department store. The thought of actually being able to own such a thing was intoxicating. Even with his father’s new job building roads for the WPA, the boy knew the family struggled to make a living, as did so many. There was little money for extra-special treats like tin spaceships. The majority of his toys he’d had to fashion himself, from broken things. His mother rarely ever tossed out an empty bottle, or box, or thread spool, or newspaper, she instead put them all in a big wooden crate, labeled useful, which sat out in the barn. There, the boy would spend many of his idle hours, fabricating his own little cars, boats, trucks, and airplanes, even tanks. But, of all the toys he’d made, he’d never attempted a spaceship. The idea of space travel was still relatively new, even to the daydreams of a seven and a half year-old boy. Coming across the shiny Space Pal 200 had been like discovering a whole new flavor of pie.
     “No promises now,” the man stressed. “And, of course, your mother has to approve.”
     But the boy had already begun to watch for the next customer, every distant engine-like sound and sudden hazy billow of dust making him sit on the edge of his crate, his thoughts drifting across a velvety black void, following a brightly-painted spaceship, a child, whose existence, at least for one bright afternoon back in 1940, revolved around selling seventy-two eggs.
     Of course, things being as they are, it now took twice as long to make each sale.
     The sun had already begun to set when the man finally declared, “Well – there she is, our final dozen – I wonder who’ll be the last lucky customer?”
     As if in answer, a noisy old truck came bumping along, its tailpipe dragging, the engine hissing like an alley cat tossed into a barrel of rainwater. The truck lurched to a stop, a burly driver dressed in gray overalls stumbling out, spitting onto the road as he crossed it. As he got closer, the boy could see that he was covered from head to toe in dirt. His face was wide and uneven, with tiny eyes that looked like two black beetles, sitting beneath a pair of thick, wiry eyebrows. He came to an abrupt stop before the stand, his hands deep in his pockets, leaning backwards on his heels, then righting himself, like a buoy taking a soft wave.
     “Afternoon! Might I interest you in the finest eggs this side of the Mississippi?” the man said cheerfully, rising. “That’s the very
last dozen.”
     The driver made a hrrumph sound in the back of his throat and snatched at the bag. Holding it before his mud-encrusted face, he began to slowly run his eyes over each of the eggs, as if he wasn’t at all convinced they weren’t actually something else.
     “Laid just this morning, sir,” assured the man.
     The driver didn’t say a word, he simply proceeded to lift each egg from the bag, turning it over in his filthy hand, peering at it intently.
     “Perhaps he needs glasses, dad,” whispered the boy, ever so quietly.
     The driver raised his head, a cold, hard look in his eyes. “You wanna insult a man – you better speak
up when you do it, boy,” he grunted. The boy’s face went bright red, even his ears were glowing. He felt his father’s gentle touch on his shoulder. Before he realized it, both men were on the other side of the stand.
     “I think you’ve crossed a line there, sir,” the man bravely stated, for the dirt-covered driver was a good four inches taller and probably fifty pounds heavier. “I’m not particularly fond of strangers addressing my son that way.”
     The driver smirked. “Is that so?” He held up the bag, which sat comfortably in his large, open palm. “Just so happens, “sir”, that I ain’t too fond of being called a blind man – ‘specially not by some egg-farm
pup.”
     That was the last either of the two men spoke, at least in words that should be repeated. Though it must be said, the man’s utterances were, by far, the more civil of the two.
     It all happened so quickly. The boy hardly had time to blink.
     The driver crushed the bag of eggs in his fist and hurled it to the ground. The man demanded he pay for them, but the driver just laughed and spat, man insisting that he either pay or get back in his truck and be on his way. Laughing again, the driver reached out and jabbed a finger into the man’s chest. This led to shoving and grabbing, and, before you could say Space Pal 200, both men were rolling across the dirt road, kicking up an angry cloud of dust.
     A minute or two later it was all over.
     There was a slamming of the truck door, the ugly roar of its engine, the sputtering of its tailpipe, and a dirty burst of exhaust. It roared away, leaving the man standing, somewhat stooped, holding the back of his hand to his mouth. He was almost now as filthy as the driver, his clean dungarees dappled with dirt, and yolk, and just a little bit of blood.
     “
Dad?” asked the boy, from behind the stand. “Are you alright, dad?”
     The man nodded his head, brushing at the dirt with his free hand, two fingers held to his lower lip. “Macky,” he said, strolling slowly back across the road. “I’m truly sorry you had to see that, I truly am – but there’s a valuable lesson in it for you– when you set to selling eggs, always remember, in every dozen there’s more than likely going to be one bad one – and I mean customers, son – not the eggs.”

And so, the man, steadfastly refusing to let the unfortunate incident leave a sore mark on his son, convinced his wife that there was just enough in their savings to buy the toy spaceship, even after he’d scared her so when he walked into the kitchen with a red and bloody mouth. “We’re not going to have one bad egg spoil our boy’s dreams,” he said, wincing, as she dabbed his split lip with iodine.
     The very next Saturday, they all packed into the family car and drove to the department store, where the man purchased one yellow and white apron, and one official Frontier Boy “Real Rawhide” Play Canteen, which he handed to the boy with a pained grimace.
     The very last Space Pal 200 had been sold the day before, and though they both looked, every time they visited town, they never did see another.

Time moved on, life changed, the boy grew into a man and started his own family, the long and dusty road was paved, his parents died, the farm was sold, and still, that unattainable toy never quite completely lost its appeal.
     On any given night, when work was done, when his own children had been put to bed, when his wife herself had retired, he would sit out on the porch of his little house, leaning back into his wooden chair, looking up to the blanket of sparkling stars, imagining that sleek, bottle-green rocket, zipping by, wearing a tail of sparks.

“Macky! Do you have to play with that thing in here? I’m trying to get your father’s dinner ready.”
     “Sorry,” the boy said, gathering his Space Pal 200 from the kitchen floor.
     His mother watched him retreating down the dim hallway, little indigo flashes dancing about the metal key of the favorite toy. She saw him fading into the dark of the stairs and felt the pang of one of those moments, those instants where life seems as hurried, and as fleeting, as a wishing star.


©2008 Jeremy W. Eaton

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Downstream

The e-mail arrived on a Saturday morning.
     “Clear out of the blue,” I explained to my neighbor, Charles, both of us up to our laces in the muddy bank of what he liked to call his “trout stream”, an over-sized creek running along the back of our shared property. “I haven’t even thought about Stuart Phillips since probably the tenth grade,” I emphasized.
     Charles was busy performing his daily ritual, tossing handfuls of canned corn into the fast-moving water, swollen to its banks from the previous day’s hard rain. “Just feedin’ my fish, Johnson,” he claimed, like he always did. I never questioned it. “You gonna answer your ‘emale?” he asked, scooping the last of the wet corn from the can.
     I shrugged. “Why should I?”
     “He was your friend.”
     “Come on, Charlie – that was about thirty
years ago – we were just kids.”
     “You do something to make him mad at you?”
     “No, pretty sure I didn’t,” I replied, not wanting to sound apologetic. “Things just changed – you know how kids are.”
     “You ever go to your reunion?” he inquired, turning to gaze down at me, his eyes all but hidden under an red, oily cap. Charles Skimmerhorn was a large man. Even stooped with age he was easily six foot three. A John Wayne of a darker shade.
     “High School reunion? No way!” I laughed. “School was a loooong time ago.” I watched the yellow specks of corn rushing along the churning, brown water, suddenly feeling nauseous. “I’m not living in the past, Charlie – not like some people, apparently. An e-mail like that is an intrusion – a nuisance – it’s
disrespectful. Don’t you think?”
     Charles snickered, reminding me of a dog in a cartoon I loved as a kid. “Just about most everything’s an “intrushen” to you, Johnson,” he said, now sounding quite grave. “You wouldn’t even take my sweet Rosie down the coffee shop. You’re gonna be a hermit, Johnson – not too long from now.” He’d been trying to get me to date his younger sister for some two years, ever since I’d moved into the first floor apartment directly beneath his. God knows why he’d want to inflict me on anyone.
     “I didn’t
ask for the e-mail, Charles,” I declared, trying not to sound defensive, failing. “I mean – it was cordial – I suppose – but –”
     “Cord-jul,” Charles snickered again, pitching the now-empty can halfway across the rushing stream. We both watched it bite into the dirty froth, bobbing right side up, the roughly-opened lid pointing to the sky as it began to pursue its scattered contents down the racing, muddy soup. Charles turned to look my way, this time showing me his clouded eyes. “Downstream, Johnson,” he breathed, removing his cap and holding it to his heart, revealing a head of sparse, grey hair, all velvety on his brown scalp, like a tarantula. “Downstream, that’s where they go – every single one of them.”
     “You know what his message said?” I went on, becoming frustrated. “It said: “
If you aren’t the artist known as Joseph Johnson that used to live down the road from MacArthur Airfield then please accept my apologies and disregard this message, but if you ARE the Joseph Johnson I used to visit almost every week in the 70’s, then please respond so I can ask how you and your sister and brother and family are doing.” Like the time between had never happened. What’s wrong with people today, Charlie?”
     “You got a brother an’ sister, Johnson?”
     “It’s not important,” I replied, wishing I hadn’t volunteered that bit of information.
Charles grunted and began to trudge his way back up the bank, his waders making sucking sounds as he went. I followed, an ache growing in my gut. “So – you gonna reply to your old friend, Johnson? Mebbe get yourselves a coffee?”
     “
Sure,” I laughed derisively. “First thing tomorrow. Rosie can come too.”

It was early afternoon.
     I found myself drawn to the computer again. I couldn’t keep away from the damn thing.
StuartPhillips81@phillipsfam.com the sender’s address read.
     I typed phillipsfam.com into my search engine and all that came up was some network service advertising more search engines, ones designed to track down lost family by surname. I then tried Stuart Phillips and got a list of links with a bunch of Stuart Phillips, none that sounded anything like the Stuart Phillips I remembered.
     I reached for my cup of whiskey, angry with myself for even caring.
     As I sat there, sipping my medicine, blinking at the screen, images began to flood my head; Stuart and I, making his little sister giggle by holding her against Mr. Phillip’s leather recliner, the one with the built-in electric massager; us sneaking out of Rhinebold’s Newsstand with comic books stuffed into our snow boots; getting caught with our heads inside the church bell; Stuart’s mother, making popcorn at home to take to the movies. So many small, unimportant moments, things that had no right staying in my memory, not after all that I’d been through during the intervening years.
     I quickly finished off my cup, cursing myself for ever having gotten a computer in the first place. I wouldn’t have, not if Charles’s sister hadn’t shown me how hers had more than doubled her sales.
     Rosie Skimmerhorn was the only person I knew who still practiced the art of calligraphy. She did invitations, weddings, funerals, communions, baby showers, that sort of affair. A crazy thing to do nowadays, calligraphy, kind of like bullfighting on paper, if you know what I mean. Still, she managed to convince me that my paintings would sell better if I had a website like hers.
     I paint trees. Nothing fancy, mainly birches, some poplars and oaks, maples, the occasional spruce, sometimes even an apple or pear. I paint them on scrap wood. Rosie told me this was my selling point. “It’s ironic, Joe – people love ironic art! You can charge more for it! You definitely must highlight this on your site.” “Rosie,” I’d replied. “There’s nothing “ironic” about it – I paint on old wood because it’s cheap.” But she just ignored me and went ahead and found a re-conditioned computer and got her friend’s whiz kid nephew in Boston to build josephjohnsonartpainting.com. I now move about four or five paintings a month, for up to a hundred and fifty dollars a pop. I once sold to a fella in Madrid, of all places. He told me he was originally from Delaware and was homesick for birches and tired of looking out his window at his olive trees.
     Sales like that cover my basic needs, it’s pretty inexpensive out here in nowheresville. It sure beats the string of lousy punch-the-clockers I had before the internet came along; tire center, mailroom, pet shop, liquor store. That last one became a bit of a conflict of interest, I’ll be the first to admit.
     Anyway, that’s how Stuart Phillips must have found me – my website. Might as well have left my door open with the lights on. What I can’t figure out though is why he would want to look for me in the first place. Was he going through all his old school friends? Could he be that bored? That lonely? Maybe he just got a computer himself and was wasting time, like everyone does at first. Maybe he wanted to sell me insurance. Maybe his wife and kids left him and he was trying to start over and figured contacting tree artist Joe Joseph would be a good place to start.
     Was he ever wrong.
     “I don’t welcome unannounced company. Got THAT, Stuart Phillips?” I declared to the screen, shaking the fourth or fifth cup I’d filled since morning, almost spilling it on my keyboard, something Rosie told me never to do. “You – you’re an invasion of a man’s privacy! How dare – what makes you think – makes you think you can just reach through the years like that? Huh? What? WHAT?”
     I sighed, settling back into my chair, suddenly exhausted.
     I knew all this “cyberspace community” stuff was baloney. If I’d really wanted to be connected to the world I’d have done something more with my life. Hell, if it wasn’t for those four or five paintings a month, I’d have chucked the damn computer right into Charles Skimmerhorn’s old trout stream.

It was later that same afternoon. The rain had started again.
     I spotted Charles sitting on a stump in the front yard. He was holding something, staring at it.
     Pulling myself into a hooded sweatshirt, I headed outside.
     “Getting wet – aren’t you?” I called out.
     “I figure it’s a raccoon, Johnson – got to be a stupid fuckin’ raccoon!” Charles cursed, still looking at his hands.
     I could see he was clutching one of his corn cans. Each morning, rain or shine, he launched another into the trout stream. He’d been doing this ever since they released him from the hospital, when he passed out and fell half way down the stairwell leading up to his apartment.
He’d been poisoned by vapors, fumes coming from the previous first floor tenant, a fella who stripped the finish and paint from old furniture and resold it as new. The front door was kept open, but this didn’t stop the solvents from wafting straight up through the floorboards, right into Charles’s little place. Charles never complained, not for almost two years. Rosie says he once told her the chemicals were “good for his chest”. “He’s never been the same,” she claims. “
Something happened to his brain.” 
     “Not going to sail today, Charlie?” I asked, stopping only inches before him.
     “See this, Johnson?” he barked, thrusting the empty can my way. “They’re not supposed to return – not like this one did.”
     “Return?”
     “Found it over by the wood chipper – the wood chipper’s upstream from the launch spot – only thing stupid enough to fetch a corn can from downstream to here is a raccoon – probably got a nest and babies nearby,” he explained, in a rush of calculated words, as if he’d been considering it for some time.
     “I guess it’s surprising it hasn’t happened before,” I said, offering a weak grin.
     “Ain’t had raccoons about here for a good few years – not since the junkyard got those hounds,” he replied, his voice hoarse, rattling in his chest. “But then one gets itself into some radiator fluid and ends up in the truck bed, kicking like a landed salmon – and ‘cause of that, the others all get sent away by the animal welfare people – and now here come back the stupid raccoons!” He spat angrily, heaving the rusty can into the wet sod at his feet. “I ain’t supposed to see these things – never – never again. That’s the whole idea, Johnson – you understand?”
     “Maybe you can re-launch it?” I suggested, trying to sound encouraging.
     He pushed up from the stump, grunting. “You don’t understand! Yesterday is downstream, Johnson – not today – today’s right here. That raccoon had no right – no right at all.”

It was evening. The rain had stopped.
     I clicked on my delete box and there was Stuart Phillip’s e-mail, lingering like a bad smell. I started into reading it again and quickly stopped. I knew it was time to delete it for good. I reached for my cup, only to find I was out of whiskey.
     When did that I happen, I wondered, stumbling to the kitchen for another bottle.
     All of a sudden there was a loud bang from outside. Once, twice it sounded. I put my nose to the window. It was after dusk, but I could just make out Charles’s red cap. He was standing near the wood chipper, rustling about under one of the mangy bushes that lined the junkyard fence.
     I made my way out the back door, still in my slippers. “Charlie?” I cried out. “You okay there, Charles?”
     He slowly turned my way. I saw the shotgun resting against his arm. “Stupid raccoon,” he snickered.
     There, on the grass about the bush, I saw reddened bits of fur, not much else.
     “Found three more of my cans, Johnson, but not no more – I made sure of that,” he grinned, pointing with the barrel of his gun to the vitals of the dead raccoon, clinging to the underside of the bush like Christmas garland. “Downstream’s stayin’ downstream, Johnson. I fixed it now – fixed it permanent.”

A few minutes later, I was sitting in the dark once again. The blueish light of the computer screen was burning at my eyes.
    
Dear Mr. Phillips, I began to type, better than I had any right to. I thought it best that I reply to let you know about Joseph Johnson. I’m not him, not the Joseph Johnson you’re looking for, anyway. But I get messages for him sometimes. People get us mixed up, like you did. That Joseph Johnson, class of 1981, MacArthur High School, Wexburg, Pennsylvania, he died some two years ago. Ironically, I received an offer for handwritten invitations to his memorial service. Go figure. Crazy internet, eh? Anyway, sorry about your old friend. Yours Truly- Joseph Johnson.
     I quickly hit SEND.
     “Fixed it,” I smiled, reaching for my cup. “Fixed it permanent.”

©2008
Jeremy W. Eaton